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A New Talent Every Ten Days, Me Who Became A Vampire Is Too Buggy

Chapter 17: 【17】Super Nanny

Silver City, Jiang Xinya Yuan, Building Three, Room 601.

Zhang Shou rushed out of his room and hurried into the bathroom. Standing in front of the toilet, he heard the sound of water and felt his entire body relax.

Suddenly, he heard a 'plop' and couldn't help but look confused. He wasn't defecating, so where did the 'plop' sound of something falling into water come from?

He opened his eyes and looked at the toilet, then saw a fruit emitting a red glow…

The forbidden fruit?

Zhang Shou's eyes widened, and he quickly slapped himself.

It hurt!

So he wasn't dreaming; it was real!

Then, completely unbothered by the dirt, he bent down and scooped the forbidden fruit out of the toilet.

He looked up at the ceiling, then around, and subconsciously swallowed. Should he eat it, or eat it, or eat it?

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Anyway, no one would know he picked it up from the toilet, so eating it was the right choice.

To avoid any unforeseen complications, he quickly pulled up his pants, took the forbidden fruit to the sink, rinsed it briefly with water, and then swallowed it whole.

There was still a slight smell of urine, making the experience incredibly real.

"The wish can't be too grand. Give me a system! I want a system!"

Zhang Shou had heard Yu Xian say two days ago that the forbidden fruit was not omnipotent, and the greater the wish, the greater the cost.

He didn't want to become a vegetable or sleep for ten thousand years, so his request wasn't high. Having a system would be a blessing.

【Ding!】

【Super Nanny System Activated!】

Zhang Shou was quite excited to hear the 'ding' in his mind, but then he was stunned when he heard the system's name.

Wait, that's not right!

He wanted a Sword Immortal System, so how did it become a Super Nanny System?

Male Nanny?

Noooooo!

Zhang Shou's face alternated between crying and laughing. After a while, seeing that the system hadn't changed, he could only accept his fate with a bitter expression.

"Attributes."

Zhang Shou said sorrowfully.

Then a light screen appeared before his eyes, and his attributes quickly unfolded.

【Name: Zhang Shou】

【Gender: Male】

【Age: 17】

【Occupation: Super Nanny】

【Skills】

【Primary - Healing Spell: Consumes some stamina to condense a light sphere and heal the target.】

【Primary - Healing Touch: Consumes stamina to summon a tentacle with healing, detoxification, and disease-removing abilities. After caressing the target, it removes most abnormal statuses from the target.】

【Passive - Nanny Does Not Die from Injury or Illness: The First time a fatal attack is received each day, death occurs, then immediately restores to full health. The second time a fatal attack is received, 1% of health is retained. The third time a fatal attack is received, death occurs, then revives in place after one hour.】

Zhang Shou looked at his attributes and became increasingly excited. Nanny is good, Nanny is wonderful, long live the Nanny.

Three lives every day, who else could compare?

Zhang Shou couldn't help but laugh uproariously, then suddenly remembered something and immediately turned around and punched the wall.

His face immediately turned red, then green, and finally white. It hurt so much!

It took him a while to recover, holding his fist and just blowing on it.

"Didn't they say that consuming the forbidden fruit starts you at Eagle Rank?"

"Where is such a weak Eagle Rank?"

Zhang Shou looked at his red and swollen fist, his head full of question marks.

He ran back to his room, pulled out his newly bought phone from beside the bed, and immediately dialed Yu Xian's number.

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Yu Xian's home.

At this moment, Yu Xian was standing on the ceiling, studying more uses for blood energy.

Since he couldn't learn orthodox blood magic, he would research it himself. Anyway, with blood energy in hand, was he afraid he couldn't research spells?

This was like having a generator; surely he could still hand-make an electric fan, hand-make a rice cooker, hand-make an electric bicycle, and hand-make a railgun?

For example, Yu Xian had already developed several uses for blood energy. First, by attaching it to his body, he could scale walls and ceilings like Spider-Man, and even standing upside down on the ceiling, he wouldn't fall.

Another use was attaching it to the silver thread, which could strengthen the silver thread's hardness and even make it sticky like spider silk.

These effects were essentially caused by making blood energy viscous. Additionally, Yu Xian could use his mind to make blood energy corrosive; a single drop of blood energy could corrode a large hole in the floor.

"Spells, could they be about changing the nature of blood energy to produce various magical effects? Then is fire fueled by blood energy?"

Yu Xian controlled the blood energy, trying to make it burn by imagining fire.

Suddenly, his phone rang.

He glanced at the blood energy in his hand, then dropped from the ceiling to the floor, picked up the phone on the table, and answered.

"Yu Xian, I ate a forbidden fruit!" Zhang Shou's voice came from the other end of the line.

Most of the time, Zhang Shou called him Xian Yu, and he called Zhang Shou Old Zhang. Only when Zhang Shou was particularly nervous or serious would he call him Yu Xian.

Yu Xian frowned slightly and asked, "Are you sure it's the forbidden fruit? Are you dreaming?"

"I slapped myself, the kind that really hurts, so I'm not dreaming. I'm already a transcendent now, but it seems there's a problem," Zhang Shou said seriously.

Yu Xian thought for a moment and instructed, "Stay at home; I'll come find you."

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

He didn't really believe Zhang Shou had eaten a forbidden fruit. He suspected Zhang Shou might have eaten poisonous mushrooms at home and was hallucinating.

It was like your best friend suddenly calling you to tell you he won the lottery's top prize; there was no sense of reality at all, it was too illusory.

Yu Xian changed his clothes and then hurried out.

Five minutes later, he arrived at Zhang Shou's apartment complex, quickly went up to the sixth floor, and knocked on Zhang Shou's door.

"Xian Yu, come in quickly!" Zhang Shou opened the door with a full sense of stealth, whispering.

Yu Xian entered, and Zhang Shou quickly closed the door, even locking it, as if that would give him more security.

"Alright, you said you ate a forbidden fruit, so what extraordinary abilities do you have now?" Yu Xian sat on the sofa and asked Zhang Shou.

Zhang Shou slightly altered the location where he obtained the forbidden fruit, saying he found it in his room instead of the bathroom, but told Yu Xian everything else without reservation.

"Then try summoning the Healing Touch; I want to see," Yu Xian said after listening.

Zhang Shou nodded and immediately activated the skill towards the side. A phantom green tentacle instantly appeared. It was like an octopus tentacle without suckers, slowly swaying after it appeared.

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Yu Xian watched the tentacle appear out of thin air, his eyes widening. He had to believe that Zhang Shou had truly struck it lucky.

He stood up and walked to the tentacle, lightly touching it with his hand. In an instant, he quickly retreated, finding that his hand was burned.

This tentacle actually had a restraining effect on Vampires.

"Hehe, do you believe me now?" Zhang Shou asked triumphantly.

Yu Xian nodded and said, "I believe you, but do you know why your strength hasn't reached Eagle Rank?"

"Yes, why?" Zhang Shou quickly asked.

Yu Xian's expression was serious, and he said impatiently, "Because you were too greedy. Do you know that you almost didn't become a person with a system, but became the system instead?"

Earlier, he hadn't taken it seriously, so he just smiled at whatever Zhang Shou said. But now that he was sure Zhang Shou's words were true, Yu Xian only felt terror.

Zhang Shou thought his wish wasn't grand, but in reality, it was boundless.

The system he obtained had almost no side effects, and the professional skills were incredibly exaggerated, especially that passive skill, which was simply heaven-defying.

Yu Xian felt that Zhang Shou had definitely used up all his good luck for this lifetime.

However, for safety's sake, he still decided to contact the captain. After all, discovering a forbidden fruit consumer needed to be reported, and it would be a good opportunity to arrange a comprehensive physical examination for Zhang Shou.