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After Drawing My Sword For A Hundred Years, I Am Invincible Upon Descending The Mountain

Chapter 33: Look, big fat pig.

“Can you… solve my problem?”

Li Wanji looked at Zhou You, a hint of expectation emerging from the depths of her eyes.

To say she didn't care would certainly be a lie.

Her figure was even more robust and imposing than most men!

Zhou You pondered for a moment before saying, “In the Theory of Yin and Yang Water, Fire, Qi, and Blood, it is stated that the carrier of blood is Qi. To solve your problem, you need the corresponding Cultivation Technique and Medicinal Pill to regulate your own Qi, and then use blood to circulate throughout your body. After all, even a person's hair and nails are closely related to blood Qi. For example, hair is the end of blood; if Qi and blood cannot properly ascend to nourish it, then what is the answer?”

Xiao Chen blinked, “Baldness?”

“Exactly.”

Zhou You nodded, “It’s like a field of crops losing its water supply; it's destined to wither.”

Xiao Chen was curious, “Then what Medicinal Pill is needed to help Li Wanji?”

“Yin Soul Great Cold Pill.”

Zhou You replied, “But unfortunately, I don't have it.”

Li Wanji frowned, “Yin Soul Great Cold Pill? What kind of Medicinal Pill is that?”

Zhou You thought for a moment and said, “A top-grade Spirit Pill for treating infertility. Generally, no one refines this thing.”

Li Wanji raised an eyebrow, “Are you serious?”

Zhou You was puzzled, “Why would I lie to you? If Yin and Yang are out of balance, one naturally cannot even conceive a child.”

Li Wanji took a deep breath, “May I ask, what kind of Cultivation Technique do I need to Cultivate?”

Zhou You blurted out, “Guanghan Art.”

Li Wanji looked completely bewildered; she had never heard of it.

Zhou You said, “Guanghan Art is a Cultivation Technique of the Moon Emperor Sect. This method can mobilize the Yin Qi in the blood, allowing a woman's characteristics to fully manifest. Coupled with the vigorous Yang Qi in your body, Cultivating this method will yield twice the results with half the effort. After all, in that case, your own Yang Qi will become nourishment for the Yin blood, achieving a complementary state.”

Hearing this, the glimmer of hope in Li Wanji's eyes completely vanished.

If it were a Cultivation Technique available in another Hua Xia Dynasty, there might still be a chance.

But if it was a Cultivation Technique from the Moon Emperor Sect, wasn't that just a pipe dream?

And that 'Yin Soul Great Cold Pill' was also a top-grade Spirit Pill?

A top-grade Spirit Pill! Even if she sold herself, she couldn't afford it, okay?

Xiao Chen was curious, “If it's like this, then it will be enough?”

“It can be done.”

Zhou You looked back, “But this figure probably won't be like a normal woman's; at most, her waist will slim down a few sizes, and her butt will become a bit more shapely. But if you don't do this, at this rate, in at most three years, you'll start growing a proper beard.”

Growing a beard!

Li Wanji's body trembled, and she froze in place.

Even if she had adapted to her current state, growing a beard would simply be a nightmare.

Xiao Chen was stunned and couldn't imagine that scene either.

Such a Li Wanji would truly be exactly like a man.

Zhou You suddenly realized, had he said a bit too much? Look how scared she was, her face had turned pale. “Don't overthink it, I just heard it from someone else.”

Li Wanji gave a self-deprecating smile, dragging her pig leg forward, “I thought I had already accepted my fate, but I never thought that because of your words, I would have unrealistic dreams again. Reality… is truly cruel.”

Neither the 'Yin Soul Great Cold Pill' nor the 'Guanghan Art' were things she was worthy of possessing.

Zhou You couldn't help but laugh, “Your personality is really strange, so easily discouraged? As long as you're alive, there's nothing that can't be done. As for the Yin Soul Great Cold Pill, just ask someone to help refine one. Guanghan Art is even simpler; as long as I write a letter, they will definitely accept you.”

If he wrote a letter, the signature would naturally have to be Niu Dali!

His name, Zhou You, wasn't worth much.

Presumably, no one would dare to seek confirmation from Master, right?

Li Wanji hesitated, “I treated you that way before, and you're still willing to help me?”

Zhou You shrugged, “I didn't take it to heart at all, okay? I live for myself, not for your few words. Besides, this isn't really helping you; it's just a casual pointer or two.”

Li Wanji was puzzled, “Why?”

Zhou You said earnestly, “Because I am an elder.”

“An elder?”

Li Wanji looked at Zhou You with a complex expression; this person was truly strange.

Zhou You pointed to Xiao Chen, “Xiao Chen calls me second grandpa, so I help her. If she didn't treat me as an elder, I wouldn't pay her any attention. You are Xiao Chen's friend, so I am also your elder.”

Xiao Chen giggled.

Although Li Wanji still didn't understand the relationship between the two, she was greatly shocked. “Thank you.”

Zhou You stretched, continued walking forward, “I'm a very simple person; I like people to respect me.”

After this conversation, Li Wanji's attitude changed, becoming much kinder.

An hour later, the three appeared on a small hill.

Under the moonlight, a lonely city stood before them.

On the city walls, wolves howled at the moon, densely packed.

Li Wanji's expression was solemn as she lowered her voice, “This should be where the Blood Shadow Wolves gather. Perhaps the Wolf King is also here.”

Zhou You stood on the mountain, overlooking the city. The distance between them was still twenty li, and the mountain was two hundred meters high, a suitable height.

“There are indeed still people in the city.”

Zhou You narrowed his eyes slightly, observing the situation inside the city.

Li Wanji was very surprised. She was a Spirit Connection Realm Cultivator, and her eyesight was quite good, but she couldn't see the situation inside the city.

Was the other party just making things up?

Xiao Chen was nervous, “Second grandpa, there must be at least a thousand Blood Shadow Wolves just on the city tower.”

The Blood Shadow Wolves were generally not high-grade; most were second-grade Yao Beasts, but they excelled in numbers.

“It's still too far; I can't see clearly.”

Zhou You whispered, making to go down the mountain.

Li Wanji quickly grabbed Zhou You's arm, “Wolves have very sensitive noses. As long as the scent of a living person appears within dozens of li, they will be immediately discovered.”

She found it hard not to be nervous!

If they were discovered, they would be eaten instantly, leaving not even bone fragments.

Zhou You frowned slightly, but looked in another direction.

Li Wanji was puzzled, “What's wrong?”

Zhou You chuckled, “This is fun. That Tu San, he's followed us.”

“What!”

Li Wanji's expression changed drastically, “These scumbags.”

At the same time, she became even more puzzled in her heart, how did Zhou You discover him?

Then, Li Wanji looked at Xiao Chen, “Xiao Chen, Tu San and his group are all close to Breaking Through to the Zhen Xuan Realm. Do you have confidence? If we fall into their hands, we might wish we were dead.”

Xiao Chen was dumbfounded; where would she get any confidence?

“You two stay here; I'll go for a stroll.”

Zhou You whispered, and without waiting for the two to react, he walked straight away.

Li Wanji immediately became anxious, “Don't be reckless!”

However, Zhou You had already lightly walked down the slope, heading in another direction.

Xiao Chen stopped Li Wanji, “Don't worry, trust second grandpa.”

Li Wanji was completely on the verge of tears; how did she feel like she had been living in a daze recently?

Meanwhile, Zhou You walked faster and faster, like a wisp of wind under the night sky.

Before long, he appeared in a flat area, where several figures were rapidly approaching.

Suddenly, a joyous voice pierced the night sky.

“Tu San, look, it's that big fat pig!”