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Eat a Taiyi Taoist

Chapter 119: If you don’t go crazy, you won’t survive.

Chapter 119 If you don’t go crazy, you won’t survive. "What impolite things are you thinking of?" Dao Xiaofeng and Qiu Wanru suddenly glared at Tao Tie at the same time and shouted in unison. Just now, both of them sensed Tao Tie's malicious speculation and slander. This allowed the two of them to form a tacit offensive and defensive alliance and face the outside world in unison. "nothing." Tao Tie defended himself seriously, "I didn't mean anything impolite. For example, how could the two sisters, who are like fairies, both suffer from emotional trauma? I also didn't think that the two sisters' emotional trauma might be related to the fact that they both like women! Really, I didn't mean anything impolite! I respect both sisters very much! Very much!" "Okay!" Dao Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows and glared, looking furious. He quickly stood up and flashed to Tao Tie's side. He stretched out his left hand and pressed Tao Tie's left shoulder. "You are so good, Tao Tie. How dare you be so sarcastic when Senior Sister comes? It seems that Senior Sister's lower-grade Heaven-level Shuttle is given away for nothing. She is so good to you, even if it is a stone, it should be warmed up, right? I didn't expect you to be such a person. I praised Huang Junshi, that blockhead, a few days ago." Qiu Wanru then stood up, dodged to the other side, stretched out her right hand, and pressed Tao Tie's right shoulder: "As expected, Senior Sister Qiu is not my biological senior sister after all. Even if she is my biological senior sister, you can complain about her at will, let alone Senior Sister Qiu. I, Senior Sister Qiu, am also very disappointed."

Dao Xiaofeng and Qiu Wanru looked at each other, and worked together to lift Tao Tie up. "What are you doing? Let me go!" Tao Tie twisted left and right, pretending to be terrified and trying to break free from the two men's restraints. The two men ignored Tao Tie's struggle and shouting. While they were accusing each other, they worked together to suppress Tao Tie. Together, they carried Tao Tie out of the Cangyunzhou Guild Hall and got into a carriage outside the guild hall. During this process, many eyes were paying attention to the movements here, either openly or secretly. During this process, although Tao Tie was only pretending to struggle, he actually experienced the strength of his two senior sisters. Senior Sister Qiu is easy to deal with. As powerful as he is, if calculated according to the nine-grade system, he should be around the fourth grade, which is outrageous but not particularly outrageous. Although [Knowing Everything] did not trigger too many information fragments, nor did it reveal any weaknesses, it finally allowed Tao Tie to have a general grasp of Senior Sister Qiu's strength. Tao Tie was unsure about Senior Sister Dao's situation. Magical power is secondary, which is slightly higher than Senior Sister Qiu's, and should be around the third level, which is similar to the cultivation level rumored to be the teacher, which is also outrageous but not particularly outrageous. The key point is that there is some strange and mysterious power contained in her body, which made it take a long time for [Knowing Everything] to trigger a piece of useless information. It also made the Yin God "Taiyi Great Emperor" tremble with fear. This made the Taotie even more agitated, as if it had met a much more advanced fellow. It was both excited and awed. Tao Tie did not use the Yin God "Taiyi Great Emperor" to control [Knowing All Things] to actively sense the two senior sisters and forcibly trigger more information fragments. You shouldn't go too far with people close to you. I just secretly kept the situations of my two senior sisters in mind. Then he sat quietly in the carriage, which was isolated from the prying eyes of the outside world, waiting for the two senior sisters to give an explanation for what had suddenly happened. The carriage started and drove quickly out of the city.

Dao Xiaofeng and Qiu Wanru also sat quietly, with no intention of speaking. The previous antics did improve the mood of the two, but overall, they were still a little depressed and unwilling to say anything more. Since he couldn't get any explanation for the time being, Tao Tie simply stopped waiting and asked. Anyway, the two senior sisters must have their reasons for suddenly doing this, so just follow their arrangements and take it one step at a time. After all, it was very likely that the two senior sisters came to the Cangyunzhou Guild Hall to wait for him to return after the eldest princess uttered the first shout. When he came back, they took him away immediately. This may be done to avoid the spotlight, or for other purposes, or both. No matter what, the two senior sisters couldn't possibly harm him. The carriage was very fast. In less than half an hour, they left the capital and arrived at a villa located on the outskirts of the city, backed by mountains and facing water. "You take a night's rest first, we'll start special training tomorrow." After getting off the carriage, Qiu Wanru left directly, while Dao Xiaofeng stayed and said to Tao Tie. "Special training?" Tao Tie was quite surprised. How come there is a special training suddenly? What special training? Who will provide special training? Dao Xiaofeng said as a matter of course: "When Huang Junshi, that blockhead, teaches his disciples, what else can he teach besides letting you read books, telling you some great principles, occasionally giving you pointers, and demonstrating? Since you call me Senior Sister, of course I have to teach you something practical and real." Tao Tie was silent for a moment, then bowed solemnly to Dao Xiaofeng: "Thank you for your help, Senior Sister." "Go! Go! Go!" Dao Xiaofeng waved her hand, becoming impatient. "Don't bother with these empty formalities. Aren't you annoying me?" After saying this, Dao Xiaofeng passed by Tao Tie and rushed into the villa. The housekeeper and servants of his own villa came forward to entertain Tao Tie and accommodate him. Although a big thing happened tonight, Tao Tie was still very at ease. He rested comfortably and practiced meditation. But this kind of comfort and peace of mind only lasts for one night. The next day, at the beginning of the Yin hour, Tao Tie was called by Senior Sister Dao to the martial arts field in the villa, saying that he wanted to do morning exercises. "Senior sister, I haven't done my morning lessons yet." Tao Tie protested as he stretched his body, "Even if you want to do morning exercises, you have to wait until I finish my morning lessons." Dao Xiaofeng curled her lips and said, "Morning prayers? You are not a real Taoist priest. It's fine to do morning prayers occasionally and show your sincerity. Do you really need to convert to Buddhism to do morning prayers every day?" After thinking for a while, Tao Tie said seriously: "It's not necessary to convert, but doing morning prayers is also a kind of practice."

Dao Xiaofeng said nothing, but flashed onto the stage and waved: "Come on!" Tao Tie didn't hesitate and jumped up immediately. 欻! When the sonic boom sounded, the knife had already hit the tip of Tao Tie's nose, and only half a finger was left to break through the flesh and bones. Following the trend, you can cut the pottery and iron in half with one stroke. "you are dead." A bright flash of knife light flashed, and the afterimage was still in front of Tao Tie. Dao Xiaofeng had returned to his original position, standing with the knife in his hand. "Yes, I'm dead!" Tao Tie clenched his teeth tightly, exhaled, and admitted it frankly. There is no complaint about unethical deception or sneak attack. Just face the facts and be convinced. Dao Xiaofeng asked: "In your opinion, was the one I just used magic, martial arts, or magical power?" Tao Tie pondered, then shook his head: "Junior brother is stupid and didn't see it clearly." Dao Xiaofeng's lips curled slightly: "Come again." As soon as he finished speaking, the knife flashed and hit Tao Tie's nose again, still only half a finger away. Tao Tiexin, who had already died once, was prepared. The moment his senior sister raised the knife, he controlled himself with the Yin God "Taiyi Great Emperor" and performed a combination of the Divine Evil Techniques "Controlling the Wind", "Jumping Rocks", and the spells "Falling without a Trace" and "Moving Without a Shadow" that he had used for a long time, and retreated as quickly as possible. However, no matter how fast Tao Tie retreated, Dao Xiaofeng followed him like a shadow, and the knife was always half a finger away from the tip of Tao Tie's nose. "you are dead." A bright sword light flashed, and after Tao Tie retreated around the arena in a breath, Dao Xiaofeng put away the sword. "Yes, I am dead." Tao Tie nodded and acknowledged it directly. "Come again." "you are dead." "Come again." "you are dead." "Come again." "you are dead." …… "Come again." "You're dead." It starts from the beginning of Yin hour and ends at the beginning of Mao hour.

In a full hour, Dao Xiaofeng made one thousand and twenty-four strikes. Tao Tie died one thousand and twenty-four times. Every time, the knife always hit him half a finger away from the tip of his nose, no matter what preparations Tao Tie made or what means he used. Earthly evil arts, magic, [Flash], "Taiyi Great Heavenly Emperor" moving, martial arts Xingyiquan footwork... Whether alone or in combination, they are all invalid. Dao Xiaofeng was able to kill Tao Tie with one strike, provided that he could lower his cultivation to the same level as Tao Tie. A knife. Only one knife. Just one knife. Today's morning exercise made Tao Tie vaguely understand what the Fairy Neon Phoenix was. It also made him vaguely understand why Fairy Nihuang could capture the hearts of so many girls. Sa! It’s so cool! It's like an upgraded version of the combination of Ding Baiying and Shangguan Yan, both beautiful and cool! "Go to your morning class." Dao Xiaofeng walked away, leaving behind his stinky junior brother who had been abused a thousand and twenty-four times early in the morning. "Thank you, senior sister, for your guidance." Tao Tie's face and eyes were calm, without any negative emotions such as depression, frustration, self-doubt, or doubt about life, and he saluted solemnly. Then, he summoned up the last bit of his magic power and strength, dragged his extremely tired body, and returned to his bedroom in the villa, with his shoulders about to faint. Do morning lessons, collect herbs and refine qi, and restore magic power and condition. While Tao Tie was accepting the cruel and killing training from his senior sister, the turmoil in the capital had moved from the dark to the open, and was intensifying. The ruins of Hua'e Building were cleared away overnight, and a new building of the same shape was built on the original site. It's just sealed up, and I don't know what the court will do with it. Before the grand court session, the City God of Dayong entered the palace to meet His Majesty. First, he apologized for his crimes; second, he asked for orders; and third, he reported back. All three things had a good result. The crime was one of negligence, and he was fined fourteen years' salary as a punishment. The latter two were merged into one, and the response obtained was an order to investigate thoroughly. From the City God's underworld in the capital down, the City God-Land Underworld transfer system in Dayong will conduct an internal inspection with the highest standards and the maximum punishment. All the black sheep will be found out, punished according to the law, and beheaded if necessary! When this news spread from the palace, many people secretly thought it was true. What the current emperor is best at is taking advantage of the situation, and his political tactics are extremely varied and flexible.

Therefore, the necessary cutting must be done as soon as possible, the necessary discarding must be done immediately, and the necessary explanation must be given in place... In short, Your Majesty has drawn a red line for everyone and also provided some relaxed conditions. Your Majesty may forgive bygones be bygones, but the series of distortions and tamperings of the Yin-Yang order of Dayong, represented by Hua'e Tower, must be corrected. If everyone cooperates with the City God in this task and does a good job, everything will be fine. If someone is stubborn and refuses to change his ways, his entire clan may be wiped out soon. It should be noted that the current Majesty has been constrained in many cases and matters due to the flaws in the succession process. He does not act as willfully as he did before he ascended the throne. It can be said that he has been enduring for thirty years. Today, the loss of vitality brought to the Celestial Empire by the great changes more than 30 years ago, the great war to conquer the overseas demon sects, and the division of southern Tian, ​​has been completely recovered under the thirty years of silent governance of His Majesty. The national strength has increased a lot! The nobles in the court, the civil and military officials, and the aristocratic families in the opposition, as long as they are people with discerning eyes, should all know that the time has come for His Majesty to cast aside all constraints, flex his muscles, and get rid of all grievances. Therefore, after the grand court session ended, the decree that the Ministry of Justice, the Dali Temple, and the Censorate would jointly try the Hua'e Tower case was implemented extremely smoothly. The Ministry of Justice, which is in charge of the trial, can arrest anyone it wants without any hindrance. Therefore, when the current emperor asked the Ministry of Personnel to preside over the imperial inspection, no one dared to jump out and say, Your Majesty, the imperial inspection held every six years has not been held for thirty years! What is Jingcha? The Imperial Examination was an assessment of officials serving in the capital based on four criteria: loyalty, uprightness, talent, and age, and eight criteria: greed, cruelty, inaction, carelessness, old age, illness, impetuousness, and lack of talent. The opposite of the Beijing inspection is the grand plan. The major plan is to evaluate the officials who have served in the capital in the past according to the four criteria and eight methods, once every three years. Officials who were dismissed due to the imperial examination will no longer be employed! His Majesty is openly announcing to the world that the internal affairs he has taken to proactively deal with the catastrophe are not over yet. As long as there are hidden dangers that can be discovered, as long as they will slow down the pace of the Celestial Empire, no matter who they are, they will not be able to survive by chance. Therefore, the current emperor approved the joint memorial submitted by the third, fourth, fifth and seventh princes who were interested in competing for the throne, and wanted to add a new competition before the three special training stages of teaching, enlightenment and practice for the 108 talented geniuses. No one had any objection. Even if this matter is not a good thing in theory, it goes against the original intention of selecting talents for special training. Therefore, when the current emperor ordered the third prince to observe government affairs in the Ministry of Revenue, the fourth prince to observe government affairs in the Ministry of War, the fifth prince to observe government affairs in the Ministry of Rites, and the seventh prince to observe government affairs in the Ministry of Works, no one dared to say a word that this was against the ancestral system. Only the fifth prince stood up and shouted, "Father, I don't want to go to the Ministry of Rites. That place is full of formalities all day long, which is meaningless. I want to switch with my fourth brother and go to the Ministry of War." The emperor pretended not to hear the shouting. A ceremonial officer came forward and ordered the five princes to return to their ranks. Several censors from the Censorate took the opportunity to report the Fifth Prince in court. This episode ends here. Apart from the fifth prince being punished with a one-year salary deduction, the heavy atmosphere at the court meeting caused by the previous incidents was slightly alleviated. However, this relief did not continue after the court was dismissed.

Because several imperial edicts had been issued to the whole country one after another, informing all directions. Another round of turbulent storm is coming, which will cause many deaths, confiscation of many properties, demotion of many officials, and deprivation of many powers. This round of violent reshuffle lasted for a full half month. Tao Tie, who was hiding in a villa outside the city, was tortured for half a month and died a total of 16,384 times. As long as you can't practice to death, practice to death. Finally, on the 16,385th time, he dodged his senior sister's knife and slashed out with his own sword. The price is that all the spiritual awareness, magic power and physical strength are exhausted in the process of dodging and slashing. The skin all over his body exploded, blood oozed out of his pores, and blood gushed out of his mouth. "you are dead." Dao Xiaofeng pointed the tip of his knife at Tao Tie's brow and pronounced his judgment in a cold tone, but his eyes were full of admiration and a smile appeared at the corners of his mouth. Qiu Wanru, who was not far away, shook her head: "Another crazy one." As he was speaking, Tao Tie, looking like a bloody man, fell down with his head raised, in a very miserable state, and was really close to death. But there was a bright smile on her face. He realized it and did it. What kind of magical powers, what kind of spells, what kind of martial arts. In the fight between life and death, nothing is indestructible except speed. The ultimate speed is the ultimate defense and the ultimate attack. "He's crazy indeed." Qiu Wanru walked closer and looked at the smile on Tao Tie's face, shook her head, and then said to Dao Xiaofeng, "The procedures you asked for have been completed." "Set off." Dao Xiaofeng picked up Tao Tie, and swung the knife lightly with her jade hand. "Yunnan." (End of this chapter)