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Chapter 252: Hey! Why are you, a human, so stupid?

Chapter 252 Hey! Why are you, a human, so stupid? Yang Fu looked at Youyouzi's delicate and beautiful face, which looked like a pear blossom in the rain, and he thought it didn't seem like she was 200 years old. At most, she is a young woman of 30 years old, and she has all the advantages of a young woman of this age. She is charming and sexy, with no flaws in her figure. The clothes are bold and hot, and you can see some white everywhere at a glance. To be honest, Yang Fu had never seen such a stunner that could arouse people's desires. She was simply born to seduce men. This is also the reason why he punished these succubi to open up new land. Otherwise, having these succubi hanging around in front of you all the time would be a real test of your willpower. He looked at Youyouzi's performance and said calmly, "As far as I know, the Succubus family is the richest family in Xiangyang City. Do you still need others to save you?" "That's just a favor from the city lords. If you want our property, just take it away." "Then I'll ask Lao Niu and Lao Hei to take inventory tomorrow." Hearing this, Youyouzi sobbed and said: "Woo woo~ Lord City Lord, I have to support hundreds of people. If this little property is taken away, the succubus will probably be homeless on the streets, unkempt and dirty. You will never see a succubus dressed up elegantly again~"

"It's a deal, double happiness!" Yang Fu was overjoyed, what could be better than this? Youyouzi was stunned and blinked her own Phantom Ka Ziran peach blossom eyes. No, why don’t you follow the routine? I am not pretending to be miserable, you are sympathetic, and then I retreat and you advance, and then... Is today the day to appease the succubus? Seeing Youyouzi's confused expression, Yang Fu put away his smile and said calmly: "Chief Youyou, stop being so pretentious and get down to business. If there's nothing else, I still have work to do." Only then did Youyouzi realize that he had been fooled by Yang Fu. She bit her rosy lips, glanced at Yang Fu, and said with red eyes: "Lord City Lord, what I said before is absolutely true. Our succubus clan is weak, and we have been relying on the city lord's blessing to barely survive these years. If you don't want us, all of us succubi will be divided up by these rude demons and become their playthings, and we will never be able to make a breakthrough." When Yang Fu heard this, he became a little more serious. "Under my rule, this kind of thing will not happen. All demons must abide by the law. You just need to do your own thing. If this really happens, I will take action." "I am willing to believe you. You are a good city lord, a good city lord that I have never met in all these years. However, we, the succubus clan, really cannot lose our previous status, otherwise everything will change. We succubus will be bullied to death. Even if we are lucky enough not to become playthings, we will no longer be able to maintain our purity to serve the city lord." Upon hearing this, Yang Fu frowned slightly and thought deeply. There is some truth in what he said. What everyone likes to do most is to kick someone when they are down and bring the fairies who were once high and mighty down to earth. That unique feeling of satisfaction is irresistible. Everyone has this dark side in their heart. This is what Yang Fu learned from the "Thick Black Theory" given by his ancestors. Seeing Yang Fu thinking, Youyouzi struck while the iron was hot and said, "Lord City Lord, please accept our succubus clan. I am willing to serve you sincerely and solve all the problems in your life so that you can go to work comfortably every day." "This is the first time for me to say this. Seeing your extraordinary demeanor, I couldn't help but say this. Since I was a child, my father..." "Your father is missing, your mother is sick, you have a family of sisters to support, and you are not proficient in the first time?" "Eh?" Yang Fu saw Youyouzi was shocked and laughed: "As far as I know, this is what you and City Lord Gongsun said, right? In the past five years, you have no feelings for City Lord Gongsun? As soon as he left, you couldn't wait to come to me?" Seeing her rhetoric exposed, Youyouzi was not annoyed. She said firmly, "I don't care who is the city lord. I just want to be the city lord's wife."

"Or any other sister is fine, as long as you choose the succubus as your city lord's wife. This is the means of survival for our race, and we have no choice." At this moment, Yang Fu actually heard a hint of fate. Then I thought about it. “That’s complete bullshit!” "If you don't like to work, then don't like to work. Why do you have so many excuses? Will working make you starve to death?" "You didn't have a choice before, but from now on, you can be a good demon." "Go back, and don't mention this matter again, or it will take three months to open up the wasteland." "Oh" Youyouzi left with a resentful look on her face. Inside the city lord's palace. The two evil-eyed flatterers immediately took turns to attack! "Obviously, the succubus's plan failed." "The Lord City Lord is indeed a prophet! He actually knew her methods. Lord Gongsun couldn't resist it back then." "City Lord Yang is not an ordinary person, how can he be compared to Gongsun Taixu?" "I think City Lord Yang will definitely achieve immortality in the future. Don't forget about us in the future!" There is no end to the story of the two evil eyes, Yang Fu waved his hand. "Okay, stop talking so much and continue talking about the hunger in Xiangyang City." "I see that many demons are hungry. You two are knowledgeable about astronomy and geography. Can you tell me what's going on?" Evil Eye 1 immediately said, "The demons are lazy! They do enough work to get two meals and then they can rest for a day. When they have no work, they starve." Evil Eye 2 was not to be outdone: "There are too few spiritual fields available for cultivation in Xiangyang City. When the city was being planned, no one expected so many demons to come. Therefore, the spiritual fields included in the formation are simply not enough to feed so many demons, so many demons have been starving." Hearing the evil eye's words, Yang Fu nodded. “They all make sense, but they don’t really hit the point.” "The demons are lazy, but they can be changed. My Yang family has a magical book that can teach people to be diligent and kind, and educate the demons." Upon hearing this, Xieyan asked: "There is such a divine book?" Yang Fu took out a book called "Get 100 Draws When You Go Online" from his storage ring. "You two should study it carefully. Oh, and there is a technique in it. I see that you two have so many tentacles, so this technique is very suitable for you." Yang Fu took out another book called "One Hundred Whips of Lightning". The two evil eyes accepted it and decided to study this magical book carefully after returning. "Compared to laziness, the lack of spiritual farmland is indeed a major reason. Even if I let the succubus reclaim a few abandoned wastelands, the benefits will be very limited, far from enough to feed all the demons, but." "There is a solution to this problem, and that is trade!"

"As long as Xiangyang City can produce some valuable items and sell them to surrounding cities, and then exchange them for spiritual food, everyone will be able to have enough to eat, and it can even drive the development of the entire Xiangyang City." The demons are not allowed to leave Xiangyang City. The formation here locks them in tightly. Once they enter, they cannot get out. Yang Fu is also unable to make the demons escape as the formation will automatically intercept them. This fourth-grade formation can fight against the Jindan stage. Yang Fu holds the city lord's order and only has the right to use it, but not full control. When the two evil eyes heard this, they immediately prostrated themselves on the ground. "As expected of the City Lord, you really have a solution." "It sounds like Xiangyang City is about to be revitalized!" "We didn't follow the wrong person!" "The Lord City Lord is unrivaled in the world!" Yang Fu slapped the two evil eyes with a look of disgust. "Okay, let's stop this. The only question now is what specialties does Xiangyang City have? The demons must have some characteristics of their own, right?" The two evil eyes looked at each other. "Xiangyang City's specialty is succubus. Most of the current succubus have human blood, which is more in line with human aesthetics than the original succubus of the demon race. Human monks from other cities are willing to spend a lot of money to come to Xiangyang City and share the joy of love with succubus." "But the previous city lords have always regarded succubi as their own assets and never allowed them to do so. Perhaps you..." Yang Fu covered his head. "I kind of understand why the other demons want to kill you two. You really are not good at being a demon at all!" It is impossible to expect these two evil eyes to find any good solution for you. Fortunately, Yang Fu had visited many places and had several alternative plans in mind. "Continue to visit with me tomorrow." "By the way, can you two tell me what information Lao Niu and Lao Hei have found about the mysterious formation?" "Not yet." After hearing the formation, the two evil eyes retracted their tentacles and looked extremely frustrated. "After all these years, we have never seen that formation. It really doesn't live up to the title of the evil eye." "My Lord City Lord, is it possible that City Lord Gongsun remembered it wrongly?" Yang Fu shook his head: "Impossible, he mentioned it several times in his diary, and he even caught him once." "But we haven't seen City Lord Gongsun capture any suspicious demons and put them in jail?" "It's so strange, I always feel like this thing never existed." Yang Fu felt a hazy feeling on his body and said lightly: "Gongsun Taixu has no reason to write a little yellow diary to lie to me. You may have forgotten it." The two evil eyes have only reached the Qi Refining Stage. Apart from their racial talent of being able to see things far away, other aspects are a mess and can be said to be worthless. So it's possible that someone tampered with it.

The fact that the two evil eyes did not remember this incident made Yang Fu believe even more that this group of demons who called themselves the Night Demon Palace were definitely not simple. Must find them! "Looking for a shit!" “I can hardly survive!” "Is there no pure land in this broken city?" Feng Xun walked on the streets of Xiangyang City cursing. The special smell of the demons around him and the various forms of excrement on the streets made him extremely uncomfortable. He knew that this city was backward, but he didn't expect it to be so backward. Whether it was their Sky Garden Dynasty or the Yunyin Spiritual Sect, both were sects with a fairy-like aura and were free from the dust of the world. From childhood to adulthood, they had never encountered such a harsh environment. Feng Xun felt that his spiritual power had been polluted. "You damned city lord, you're the only one who stays comfortably in the city lord's mansion, leaving me to work so hard to find those strange demons down there." He even wanted to live directly in the City Lord's Mansion, but after thinking carefully, he realized that it would be detrimental to hiding his identity, so he gave up. "Where exactly is this formation? How come I've searched all over the city and can't find anything?" Snapped! A dark goblin fell in front of him and shouted weakly, "Senior Fengmo, please give me some more food. I'm starving." Feng Xun looked helpless. "Eat, eat, eat! You only know how to eat! You little brat have asked me for food three times this month! Do you think I won't get mad? Will I get mad!!!" The little goblin trembled with fear, then knelt and backed away. "Come back! I'm done with my rage, take it and eat it." Feng Xun threw out a bag of sesame cakes, and the skinny little goblin quickly picked them up and gobbled them up. "What a lousy city. It can't even support a kid. The city lord is probably a piece of shit who only knows how to play with succubi." He usually avoided the city lord in his whereabouts, and his understanding was basically based on the stereotypes of the lower-level demons here. At this moment, pairs of green eyes suddenly appeared in the dark street and stared at Feng Xun. Suddenly, Feng Xun felt like he was facing a formidable enemy! "Hey, hey, hey! I really don't have that much money. If you guys can't eat, go to the City Lord's Mansion! Don't try to take advantage of an old demon like me!" Then a group of weak goblin demons walked out from the street and looked at Feng Xun pitifully. "Ancestor Fengmo, I'm hungry~food~" "Fuck the devil! Eat, eat, you little bastards will die of starvation sooner or later." Feng Xun went to the street and bought a lot of food and threw it to them. After arriving in Xiangyang City, Feng Xun disguised himself as the old monster Fengmo and felt that he was swearing more and more, and was drifting further and further away from his former identity as the genius of the Twelve Dynasties. A group of well-fed goblins surrounded Feng Xun, chattering about what they saw on the street. "I met the new city lord on the street today. He was very impressive. He also said that he would make sure we had enough food to eat in the future."

"Eat enough? I wake up hungry every night and eat some beans, then go back to sleep." "Night beans are not filling, and eating them makes you sleepy. Last time, I saw a demon who ate too much and fell asleep. The next day, several demons with tattoos came to collect his body." Suddenly, Feng Xun narrowed his eyes. "What did you just say? Tattooed? What does it look like?" "It's like a big eye. Several of them have this tattoo." Feng Xun engraved a symbol from his mission book and condensed it in front of him using wind spiritual power. "Is it this one?" "Yes, yes! Ancestor Fengmo, how did you know?" "Very good! It's not in vain that I fed you little brats. Take me to the place where the bodies are collected." Yang Fu showed the symbol of the demon clan's Night Demon Palace to the two evil eyes again. "Remember?" "remember!" "Very good. If you see a demon with this tattoo, report to me immediately." Yang Fu didn't know whether the demons captured by Gongsun Taixu and those who called themselves the Night Demon Palace were the same organization as the Night Demon Palace monsters in the Ten Thousand Demon Realm, so he simply showed the logo of the Night Demon Palace to the two evil eyes. They can scan most of what's happening in the city, and if they can find this mark, everything will be clear. Yang Fu petitioned to the sky. "Grandmaster, please bless the two evil eyes with [Heavenly Hiding Secret], I suspect someone is preventing the evil eyes from investigating." "good." [Blessing: Sky-covering Secret*2] [Incense-200] [Remaining incense: 10232] Under the two rays of light, a layer of mist appeared above the Evil Eye's head. These 200 incense sticks are worth spending. Yang Keun Suk also wants to know what the origin of this Night Demon Palace is. The people of the Tianji Sect did not find any evidence of their existence in history. Does that mean they really do not exist? Or have the people of the Tianji Sect also been deceived? This matter will be investigated slowly, and Yang Fu is not in a hurry. He just does what he needs to do on the surface so as not to alert the enemy. He continued his patrol in the city today. Coming to Xiangyang City’s commercial district, this is the most prosperous place in the city. In the commercial district, a pretty figure standing at a street stall immediately caught Yang Fu's attention. She was wearing the Taoist robes of a human female cultivator. She had a slender and graceful figure, and her long black hair fell to her waist like a waterfall. Her crystal blue eyes were clear and bright. Yang Fu had never seen such pure and clear eyes.

And the little horns on her head and the little wings hidden in her robe turned out to be a succubus! What a contrast! If other succubi are sexy beauties, then this little succubus in Taoist robes is a pure junior sister. She is extremely beautiful, even Youyouzi is not as beautiful as her. She looked at Yang Fu who had been staring at her, tilted her head and smiled. "Hey! Why are you, a human, so stupid?" "Want to buy anything?" (End of this chapter)