After transmigrating to the Great Desolation, I recognized Pangu as my big brother and became the 3001st Primordial God.

Creation Catastrophe: Big Brother, that worm—let me split it vertically.

Ferocious Beast Calamity: The God-Slaying Spear is mine. Luo Hou, go play somewhere else.

Dragon-Han Catastrophe: Yuan Feng is my wife. Zu Long, Shi Qilin—sorry, fellas.

Liches vs. Demons Calamity: The Ancestral Witches call me godfather. Di Jun and Tai Yi? Just two feathered pests.

Investiture of the Gods Calamity: Tongtian, go fight the other side. Tongtian: Uncle, I’m not even close with Laozi and Yuanshi...

Journey to the West Calamity: Six-Eared Macaque, activate our "Snatch the Sutras" plan for Journey to the West.